Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a really fat tub of shit!

Posted by Arica Deslauriers on Friday, May 17, 2024

A thread to discuss the lies, obfuscations, condescensions and basic atrocities of the deputy White House press secretary.

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by Anonymousreply 164September 2, 2020 9:23 AM

I just can't believe she has that job. She can barely talk.

by Anonymousreply 1June 6, 2017 5:28 PM

And Pepto-Bismol pink is such a great color for a dress, don't ya think?

by Anonymousreply 3June 6, 2017 5:32 PM

NO ONE else would take that job but a Pepto pink-clad daughter of a dick.

by Anonymousreply 4June 6, 2017 5:32 PM

She almost escaped her genetic destiny. But no.

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by Anonymousreply 6June 6, 2017 5:34 PM

Macy's called the White House this morning to book a time to install safety ropes on F!ckabee before this year's Thanksgiving parade.

by Anonymousreply 7June 6, 2017 5:34 PM

let's not be sexist boys, when it comes to fat tubs of shit there are more than one around here

by Anonymousreply 8June 6, 2017 5:35 PM

She's out there tossing red meat to the Trump base on a daily basis. She's the very embodiment of deplorable with her manner of speech and dress.

by Anonymousreply 9June 6, 2017 5:36 PM

In that picture it looks like the wife is strangling the dog.

by Anonymousreply 10June 6, 2017 5:37 PM

I admire her. She lies her fat ass off all day and still gets home in time to cook her family a nice squirrel dinner.

by Anonymousreply 11June 6, 2017 5:39 PM

r6 - Every time I see that photo I wonder how much it weighs.

by Anonymousreply 12June 6, 2017 5:41 PM

I think bigger bows or puff sleeves might help. Or eye catching hoop earrings. Maybe her hair in an upswept doo. No one is actually listening

by Anonymousreply 13June 6, 2017 5:42 PM

Right on R9. Also her brothers look really scary.

by Anonymousreply 14June 6, 2017 5:42 PM

She done and get gone hit with the ugly stick.

by Anonymousreply 15June 6, 2017 5:44 PM

I have to be honest. Sarah huckabee is not ugly. She's pretty attractive for the most part. She has a nice face and she wears makeup pretty well. She just needs to lose weight and work on her speech and mannerisms. But she'll always be a deplorable. She just needs to clean up a little.

by Anonymousreply 16June 6, 2017 5:55 PM

R16, you are so sweet. Sarah Huckabee Sanders would make sure you never get the chance to be sweet to an adopted child or have the right to be at the death bed of your partner in a legally recognized marriage. She's a fundie. Cleaning won't help.

by Anonymousreply 17June 6, 2017 6:02 PM

r16 - See an opthamologist..........

by Anonymousreply 18June 6, 2017 6:10 PM

She's a halfwit with really disturbing facial expressions.

Take it from a fat Frau like me, she'd be much better off not wearing pink, and, puhleeeeez cover up those nasty ass bingo wings!!!

by Anonymousreply 19June 6, 2017 6:13 PM

What team does she play for?

by Anonymousreply 20June 6, 2017 6:18 PM

Its not productive to talk about facile aspects. What is truly ugly is her willingness to support such a fucked up, lying, self-serving ineffectual, and toxic administration

by Anonymousreply 21June 6, 2017 6:19 PM

My baby girl is one year old today. If I keep working to prop up this administration, she many never see another.

by Anonymousreply 23June 6, 2017 6:21 PM

Her husband is surprisingly cute. But she's probably fattening him up.

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by Anonymousreply 24June 6, 2017 6:23 PM

r21 - It's difficult to separate the ugliness of the message from the ugliness of the messenger.

by Anonymousreply 25June 6, 2017 6:23 PM

R24 I don't see cute when I look at her husband. All I see is vile human scum.

by Anonymousreply 26June 6, 2017 6:27 PM

Spicer was no great looker either, but he didn't get dragged on it as much. He got nailed relentlessly on his presentation style. Their support and willingness to be in this administration is terrible, but its not substantive to attack looks. Its also a double standard.

by Anonymousreply 27June 6, 2017 6:28 PM

Why isn't Trump making this bitch over with a red tie and dark suit? Pink is for pussy bow hats.

by Anonymousreply 28June 6, 2017 6:30 PM

I think it's perfectly fine to attack Trump's staffers for their looks when Trump is known to rate people's attractiveness. Again, this only applies to Trump staffers. If you sleep with dogs.....

Didn't Trump also say that he was going to make "Washington look better"? I don't see it.

by Anonymousreply 29June 6, 2017 6:32 PM

Swamp draining? I'd say he was stocking the pond.

by Anonymousreply 31June 6, 2017 6:36 PM

The hair and clothes need fixing. But the message remains the same.

by Anonymousreply 32June 6, 2017 6:42 PM

[quote] See an opthamologist........

Actually this is what Sarah needs to do. Her eyes don't seem to match at all. Strange.

by Anonymousreply 33June 6, 2017 6:44 PM

She has that "elasticized slacks / ass stink" look.

by Anonymousreply 34June 6, 2017 6:47 PM

I don't care about her looks, I care about her completely shitty holier than thou attitude.

by Anonymousreply 35June 6, 2017 6:47 PM

Gluttony is a sin so she will be sucking cocks in hell one day.

by Anonymousreply 36June 6, 2017 6:48 PM

R24: Sarah's first choice for a hubby, Colonel Sanders, turned her down.

by Anonymousreply 37June 6, 2017 7:25 PM

There is not one thing pretty about her pig face. She looks like the lookalike daughter of Charles Laughton.

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by Anonymousreply 38June 6, 2017 7:30 PM

She wears her hair in that corn pone Pentecostal Holiness church woman style. She probably is a snake handler in private.

by Anonymousreply 39June 6, 2017 7:32 PM

She'd eat that snake if you covered it in melted cheese.

by Anonymousreply 41June 6, 2017 7:42 PM

Whatever. I'm a feminist and a lesbian and I see nothing wrong with pointing out how ugly this heifer is here on DL. Trump gets dragged on his look here constantly-- we are equal opportunity offenders.

by Anonymousreply 42June 6, 2017 7:48 PM

She's a 1 on the Trump Scale.

by Anonymousreply 44June 6, 2017 7:51 PM

Sarah is a pig nosed pepper-pot. I hate the way she trots around with a big attitude and even bigger ass. So much fat meat!!!

by Anonymousreply 45June 6, 2017 7:52 PM

Occasionally she wears what looks like a cardigan that's too small for her, can't cover that big huge gut.

How many kids does she have?

by Anonymousreply 46June 6, 2017 8:02 PM

don't believe a word out of Huck Sanders

by Anonymousreply 47June 6, 2017 8:04 PM

Hatch Act Complaint filed on Sarah Huckabee Sanders for using her government Twitter account to promote the Trump campaign at a rally.

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by Anonymousreply 48June 6, 2017 8:15 PM

More in your face fuck you's from the people who serve.

by Anonymousreply 49June 6, 2017 8:16 PM

R42, you should come sit by me hon. We'd have a good time.

by Anonymousreply 50June 6, 2017 8:39 PM

Every outfit looks like it came from a clearance rack at an Arkansas Dress Barn.

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by Anonymousreply 52June 6, 2017 8:52 PM

She doesn't look too bad here, but the tiara is a bit much.

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by Anonymousreply 55June 6, 2017 9:22 PM

I'm so tired of that middle part and two sheets on each side of the face - whether it suits them or not. On top of it, Huckleberry Finn has lanky hair so it looks like she just rolled out of bed.

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by Anonymousreply 56June 6, 2017 9:23 PM

She looks like an Easter egg.

by Anonymousreply 57June 6, 2017 9:36 PM

Does she gain most of her weight in her arms? WTF. I've only seen arms that fat on obese people.

by Anonymousreply 58June 6, 2017 9:45 PM

Fashion Bug, not Dress Barn

by Anonymousreply 59June 6, 2017 9:51 PM

She's an example of what happens when there are no gay people in your life. No decent hairdresser or stylist. She should stop buying clothes from the Sears and Wal-Mart catalogs.

by Anonymousreply 61June 6, 2017 9:56 PM

Amen, R61, and it serves the fundie bitch right. She deserves to look like shit every day.

But if you are going to represent our country and our president to the world, get a fucking haircut. And yes, Ms. Feminist Lesbian upthread, I would say exactly the same thing about a man.

As for trashing her not being "productive" or "substantive" what the fuck? You're on the DATALOUNGE. This is what we do.

by Anonymousreply 62June 6, 2017 10:23 PM

I find her a delightful alternative to Melissa McCarthy. A top ratings winner!

by Anonymousreply 63June 6, 2017 10:56 PM

She got married in a Lutheran church. Her fundiness didn't come from there.

by Anonymousreply 64June 6, 2017 11:09 PM

Yikes, her upper arms look like two fat naked babies hanging from her shoulders.

by Anonymousreply 66June 6, 2017 11:18 PM

Her in the hot pink caftan reminded me of Hostess Sno balls. Same shape, same creamy filling, same unappealing exterior.

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by Anonymousreply 67June 6, 2017 11:18 PM

We know where her fundieness came from, R64.

Let us turn our hymnals to page 243: Great Big Fat Fundies Have Great Big Fat Fundie Children. Amen.

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by Anonymousreply 68June 6, 2017 11:20 PM

She has a very cow-like demeanor. Talks slow, dopey face, big dopey eyes, etc...

It's amazing the press can't even rankle her in the slightest while she lies and lies and lies. Compared to Spicer, she's so calm that you almost forget everything she says is a lie (and will later be disputed in a tweet by Trump himself ala "travel BAN")

by Anonymousreply 69June 6, 2017 11:30 PM

She is placid and bovine seeming but she's so fucking condescending that it puts the lie to her act.

I'd like to smack her.

by Anonymousreply 70June 6, 2017 11:31 PM

Fundies have that, don't they? All love and Jesus and stuff, but in the end, they believe they are chosen ones and the winner of the heavenly lottery. You, are a loser, and maybe, if you stand in the glowing light of their shiny assholes, you might be saved. God bless.

by Anonymousreply 71June 6, 2017 11:52 PM

One of her pig brothers is a real piece of work.

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by Anonymousreply 73June 7, 2017 12:30 AM

They have to be the homeliness political family ever. Sarah's the good looking one. How sad.

by Anonymousreply 74June 7, 2017 12:41 AM

She looks special. Grown women do not dress like this.

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by Anonymousreply 75June 7, 2017 1:11 AM

That's a Daddy's special princess dress.

by Anonymousreply 76June 7, 2017 1:22 AM

She looks like she's going to a Baby Shower!

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by Anonymousreply 77June 7, 2017 1:28 AM

There are no hair and makeup gays in that White House!

by Anonymousreply 78June 7, 2017 1:37 AM

If we liked her, she would be "pleasingly plump."

by Anonymousreply 79June 7, 2017 1:37 AM

She looks like she was attacked by a cotton candy machine at the state fair in the pink number.

by Anonymousreply 80June 7, 2017 2:21 AM

Look at her face. It's obvious she suffered from Fetal Polyester Syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 81June 7, 2017 2:29 AM

I'm sure Sean tried his hardest, r78.

by Anonymousreply 82June 7, 2017 2:32 AM

I believe that she thinks she's killing it with her fashion ensembles and for Arkansas she is. The Huckabees' look and are white trash with money....oh and mommy looks like a drinker.

by Anonymousreply 83June 7, 2017 2:44 AM

I'll bet Mike's wife cradles her mug

by Anonymousreply 84June 7, 2017 2:45 AM

Why doesn't the cosmopolitan looking Hope Hicks ever get to do the Press briefing? What does that bitch do anyway?

by Anonymousreply 85June 7, 2017 2:57 AM

She looks like Stefoknee if zie were born with a vag

by Anonymousreply 86June 7, 2017 2:59 AM

At least the fluorescent pink blouse takes one's eyes off her face.

by Anonymousreply 87June 7, 2017 3:02 AM

The deplorable fraus can see themselves in her- even though the navy with brocade is a $200 Lilly Pulitzer dress. She's got rich, Southern fat girl style. Shift dresses and pearls.

Now saying she's pretty- fat don't crack, so it buys you some years. But her jacked up eyes and lack of symmetry will NEVER allow for pretty.

by Anonymousreply 88June 7, 2017 3:24 AM

She gives "bottom-tier sorority girl" vibes.

by Anonymousreply 89June 7, 2017 3:29 AM

I schedule Donald's......err. ....the President's twitter tweets.

by Anonymousreply 90June 7, 2017 3:30 AM

Isn't ther an old video of her brothers giving her copious amounts of caffeine? It's he one where she runs, trips and falls, on the dog, and breaks its legs.

by Anonymousreply 91June 7, 2017 3:34 AM

Is that why her brothers killed their dog?

by Anonymousreply 92June 7, 2017 3:36 AM

Her arms look like Stoned Meg arms.

Also, shut up, Sarah.

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by Anonymousreply 93June 7, 2017 3:42 AM

Huck Sanders could eel her way through a polygraph while covered in blood!

by Anonymousreply 94June 7, 2017 1:06 PM

She looks like she was born to be behind a fast food counter.

by Anonymousreply 95June 7, 2017 6:13 PM

Bitch stole my wallpaper!

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by Anonymousreply 98June 7, 2017 6:49 PM

Huck is kind of handsome in a backwoodsy kind of way!

by Anonymousreply 99June 8, 2017 10:49 AM

R88 don't forget her janky teeth! She looks like a chunky 50 year old man trying to do Marie Osmond drag.

by Anonymousreply 100June 8, 2017 11:59 AM

Is that pink number an old maternity outfit? How much spawning can a woman do?

by Anonymousreply 101June 8, 2017 12:19 PM

Her arms are wider than her head. She is very overweight for such a young woman.

by Anonymousreply 102June 8, 2017 4:57 PM

She subconsciously tries to look pregnant because that's the only time the men in her life respect her.

by Anonymousreply 103June 9, 2017 2:05 AM

I noticed she wears those synthetic slacks with the elastic waistband.

What happens when her thighs rub together?

Does it create a Van Der Graf generator effect? Sudden attack of fuzzy wuzzy pubic head?

by Anonymousreply 104June 9, 2017 5:44 AM

Let's have no fuzz on this.

by Anonymousreply 105June 9, 2017 6:05 AM

104 LOL. When her thighs rub together they create sparks and the faster she goes the more she looks like the Fourth of July is going off in her crotch. Straight men find that very attractive.

by Anonymousreply 106June 9, 2017 6:14 AM

I bet Sarah wins the ugly Christmas sweater contest every year.

by Anonymousreply 107June 9, 2017 6:21 AM

I bet she also hogs the leftovers at the office Xmas party.

by Anonymousreply 108June 9, 2017 6:34 AM

Sadly, this fat cunt is the favorite and least fucked-up of the Huckabee Klan...

by Anonymousreply 109June 9, 2017 6:34 AM

TUB? How very dare you!

I'm an adorable fat 𝒃𝒂𝒔𝒌𝒆𝒕 of shit!

by Anonymousreply 111June 9, 2017 9:16 AM

That's what you get when you work for a anti-gay regime. No stylist would touch her.

by Anonymousreply 112June 9, 2017 9:30 AM

When I saw OP's picture, I thought, damn that woman needs Karen Walker a.k.a. Anastasia Beaverhausen to give her some hair and fashion advice. So I'm with R61, a gay or two in her life would be wise. Bitch needs help.

by Anonymousreply 113June 9, 2017 12:17 PM

She may have chubbed up like that as a means of vaginal self-defense.

by Anonymousreply 114June 9, 2017 12:42 PM

Huck is the kind of guygal you can go wrestle snakes with in the Ozarks, in full camo!

by Anonymousreply 115June 9, 2017 2:25 PM

She actually was the top model for the Lane Bryant For Canines Catalogs three years running.

by Anonymousreply 116June 9, 2017 5:32 PM

Huck loves herself some roadkill- and whatever he can scare up with his slingshot!

by Anonymousreply 117June 9, 2017 5:43 PM

R24, yeah, to eat him.....

by Anonymousreply 118June 9, 2017 6:15 PM

Did her gigantic ass tweet this?

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by Anonymousreply 119June 10, 2017 3:00 PM

Huck's hometown - where men are MEN- and sheep are nervous 😂

by Anonymousreply 120June 10, 2017 4:37 PM

She looks like a fat, unkept frau from the south.

by Anonymousreply 122June 20, 2017 1:59 AM

You just know that whenever there's a cake at the White House, she takes home a huge piece on a paper plate covered with a paper napkin for her husband.

And that piece of cake doesn't even make it out of the parking lot as Sarah wipes her chocolate-smeared fingers on the upholstery of her Nissan Altima.

by Anonymousreply 123June 20, 2017 2:13 AM

[quote]Why doesn't the cosmopolitan looking Hope Hicks ever get to do the Press briefing? What does that bitch do anyway?

Oh, honey, you do NOT want to know.

by Anonymousreply 124June 20, 2017 2:36 AM

Surrounded by Sarahbee, Kellyanne, and Omorosa, the press corps must frequently find themselves paralyzed when they play Fuck/Marry/Kill.

by Anonymousreply 125June 20, 2017 2:47 AM

Laura Ingraham will soon have Sean Spucer's job.

by Anonymousreply 126June 20, 2017 3:40 AM

At the podium, in her pink tee shirt, she looks like a fat 9th grade girl giving a speech to the school. And the dumb fat girl ... not the smart one. As she speaks into the microphone, you can hear the soft, low, guttural reverberations of her swallowing and occasionally licking her lips. Awkward pauses as she reads through her speech one word at a time, punctuated by her mouth breathing. When she is finished, the other students halfheartedly clap. They don't hate her or like her. She simply is there -- just like the painted-over cinder blocks of the lackluster public school walls covered not in an offensive color, but in a depressing, muted, pinkish gray tone. When she is finished, she walks back to one of those plastic chairs they have in schools and awkwardly has to sort of cinch herself in between the two other students also making an announcement to School Assembly. She knows that tonight, after the big football game, Suzanne Overmeyer is having a party; yet, she wasn't invited -- again, not because she is fat, plain and somewhat judgmental (her parents' and brothers' faults) but because she is tepid, dull, unengaging and slightly mean-spirited. She has Algebra I next period with Mr. Jackson. Her average in Algebra I is an 81 -- not good, not bad, just average. She will continue on in life in this manner in a series of lackluster experiences, events, challenges and moments that, collectively, give her no keener insight into people or life or herself, for that matter. Until the day she finds herself at The White House podium, when she speaks with the same impact of that 9th grade speech so long ago. She thinks to herself that she is "somebody now, damn it!". She never thought, all those years ago, that someday she would "show them all", as she used to tell herself in the mirror, as Janis Ian played softly on her clock-radio/CD player her aunt gave her for Christmas. Sometimes, just sometimes, she waked up in the middle of the night and has a pang of self realization that she is not qualified, in any respect at all, to be at that podium. The thought quickly passes with no self reflection in the dark of the night. As the dim, red, LED glow of that same cock radio ssines on her face, she falls back to sleep, and the dull tones of her guttural mouth breathing lull her to a sound, satisfied slumber.

by Anonymousreply 127June 20, 2017 4:41 AM

I can't believe they're leapfrogging "homely Huck" with hyper mean girl BLONDE Laura!

by Anonymousreply 128June 20, 2017 11:14 AM

she really thinks she's something though! A very smug moo cow... btw what do her fat goon brothers do for a living?

by Anonymousreply 129June 20, 2017 11:56 AM

R2 is right, OP ows NAFTOS an apology.

by Anonymousreply 131June 20, 2017 7:51 PM

I regret that I have only one WW to give you R127!

by Anonymousreply 133June 20, 2017 7:58 PM

In that pink monstrosity, with that hank of hair, she reminds me of the cover from the Judy Blume book, aptly titled "Blubber"

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by Anonymousreply 135June 20, 2017 8:17 PM

My late best friend would have said, "she's so MARGARINE."

by Anonymousreply 136June 20, 2017 8:38 PM

This administration is turning into Revenge of the White Trash!

by Anonymousreply 137June 20, 2017 9:38 PM

She's not old enough for "bingo wings," but those definitely are "scrapbookin' wings."

by Anonymousreply 138June 21, 2017 12:49 AM

They're not even strong, country girl arms. It's as if her arms have no muscle at all, just flesh hanging off the bone.

by Anonymousreply 139June 21, 2017 5:04 AM

She looks like a shaved sloth in a shake-and-go wig.

by Anonymousreply 141September 26, 2017 5:46 AM

[quote]Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a really fat tub of shit!

While you on the other hand are a perfect athletic specimen, sitting on a La-Z-Boy, while eating your 12th bag of Cheetos.

by Anonymousreply 142September 26, 2017 5:54 AM

R142 is a triggered deplorable

by Anonymousreply 143September 26, 2017 5:55 AM

R127, excellent post!

She will forever look like a forensic reconstruction from a skull to me.

by Anonymousreply 146September 26, 2017 6:09 AM

She can NOT stand still. Constantly figiting, twitching and moving positions. Drives me CRAZY.

by Anonymousreply 147September 26, 2017 6:54 AM

She should just come out speaking in tounges and be done with it.

by Anonymousreply 148September 26, 2017 6:55 AM

Eat your heart out, girl from The Exorcist.

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by Anonymousreply 150September 26, 2017 9:29 PM

I don't particularly like her, abhor her politics and associations, and find r127s post to be clever and well written, but she was raised in politics and public speaking, as her dad was governor, presidential candidate and talking head, and she actually does a creditable job of lying, obfuscating and distracting....apple and tree thing, I guess.....

by Anonymousreply 151September 26, 2017 10:02 PM

What the hell is it with the most prominent women around Trump wearing such ghastly Pepto pink shifts?

by Anonymousreply 152September 26, 2017 10:15 PM

If you were around t, wouldnt you feel like vomiting too?

by Anonymousreply 153September 26, 2017 10:48 PM

R127 here. I ask this sincerely, might she have had a minor stroke? Like a TIA or whatever they are called? Or maybe Bell's Palsy? Their is serious sagging of eye and mouth on one side. Not making a wisecrack here.

by Anonymousreply 154September 26, 2017 11:57 PM

Oh Lawdy! "There" not "their" above.

by Anonymousreply 155September 26, 2017 11:58 PM

An intelligent, successful woman! Swarm, swarm!

by Anonymousreply 157September 27, 2017 12:05 AM

She's wearing pig-pink. The perfect color for swine!

by Anonymousreply 158September 27, 2017 12:06 AM

R157. Fuck off. She rode in on her father's coat tails. Went to some half ass Baptist college. Worked for daddy. Then switched to Trump campaign when Daddy fell out.

by Anonymousreply 159September 27, 2017 12:13 AM

Might Sarah Huckabee Sanders be someone who has evaded her scrotum types, just leaving poor alpha-beticals? Sander Scientists alone and dramatic during its drill.

by Anonymousreply 160September 27, 2017 6:21 AM

I don't know . . . she's the only "real" woman in the White House. Hear me out. (Yes, she's a product of pure nepotism and has a shit-ass education.) Yet she's the only non-dyed, un-lifted, non-surgical, natural-boobed woman they have. She's klutzy and rough around the edges and pretty stupid, and she seems like the most authentic thing going. I totally ignore her, but it's kind of refreshing to see a woman over 98 pounds in there.

by Anonymousreply 161September 27, 2017 6:49 AM

I still say William Howard Taft was a bigger tub of shit, but not by a lot.

by Anonymousreply 164September 2, 2020 9:23 AM

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