Uglier than ever, Tori Spelling and kids staying in campervan

Posted by Abbie Anker on Tuesday, May 21, 2024

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by Anonymousreply 155September 29, 2023 12:44 AM

Another plug for her attempt at another “realty” show.

Hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 1August 3, 2023 12:21 AM

i do not know if people realize that next to Angelina Jolie in her prime who was noTORIous for this, Tori Spelling reports nearly every moment she steps out of the house to the paps. This is the first one in awhile where I am "iffy".. I suspect she goes as far to look dumpy and act SURPRISED so these staged opps look natural...

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by Anonymousreply 4August 4, 2023 11:10 PM

I want the candids of Gabrielle Carteris in the nursing home.

by Anonymousreply 5August 4, 2023 11:38 PM

Because I asked 43 times before: Why can’t she get a job?

by Anonymousreply 6August 5, 2023 12:10 AM

Her kids are living squalor.

by Anonymousreply 7August 5, 2023 12:11 AM

How soon before she drives them off a cliff?

by Anonymousreply 8August 5, 2023 1:14 AM

I really hope that this isn't a stunt. If it is then this is a rotten way to use your kids to get attention.

If she really is broke then she has nobody to blame but herself. I think Candy has just had enough.

Where's Dean? Those are his children.

by Anonymousreply 9August 5, 2023 1:42 AM

I think she makes this all public to shame Candy.

by Anonymousreply 10August 5, 2023 1:48 AM

Apparently Candy offered her a home but Tori chose to grift camping into a TV show...well, pap shoots at least.

by Anonymousreply 11August 5, 2023 1:48 AM

I hope she doesn't run out of blonde hair dye. She'll lose her mind.

by Anonymousreply 12August 5, 2023 1:51 AM

She was armed with plenty of snacks - including a large multipack box of Doritos and Cheetos

by Anonymousreply 13August 5, 2023 1:51 AM

How do people know she’s not just camping?

by Anonymousreply 15August 5, 2023 2:12 AM

What if her kids all get head lice?

by Anonymousreply 16August 5, 2023 2:23 AM

“she steps out of the house to the paps…”

Camper!

by Anonymousreply 17August 5, 2023 2:30 AM

Is la Spelling only covered by shitty conservative rags? Link better, cunt.

by Anonymousreply 18August 5, 2023 2:31 AM

Where is the oldest boy? I don't think we've seen him for a while.

by Anonymousreply 19August 5, 2023 2:48 AM

One girl is just huge. What happened to her? I’m sure poor Candy is just mortified.

by Anonymousreply 20August 5, 2023 4:25 AM

Yes I'm sure she's crying into 1000 dollar bills.

by Anonymousreply 21August 5, 2023 6:10 AM

Maybe they can take their show on the road and do a 2020s remake of the Partridge Family?

by Anonymousreply 22August 5, 2023 6:11 AM

Are they on vacation or are they homeless?

by Anonymousreply 23August 5, 2023 6:21 AM

R23 I see multiple everyday id like to ask that question to!

by Anonymousreply 24August 5, 2023 6:44 AM

How did I not know that Candy Spelling is a writer worth hundreds of millions? Why won't she buy her grandkids a fucking house to live in?

by Anonymousreply 25August 5, 2023 6:51 AM

“How? How could this happen, how could you humiliate me this way? I am ashamed to be your mother!”

by Anonymousreply 26August 5, 2023 6:52 AM

It's all so weird isn't it R24. Like others have said - why don't they buy her/the grandkids a house to live in for stability if she's homeless. It seems cruel to punish the grandkids.

by Anonymousreply 27August 5, 2023 6:56 AM

Forgot to say how horrifying her face looks! Like different, non-matching parts have been assembled from other faces. That's terrible.

by Anonymousreply 28August 5, 2023 6:59 AM

Ye gods, she looks like she just crawled out of a dumpster with that horrible green outfit. And the kids look like hillbilly trash from central casting. Nice try, Tori!

I agree with R10– she’s trying to manipulate Candy to fork over some $$$$.

The jumbo bags of Doritos and Cheetos were an extra tacky touch. How she flaunted them!

by Anonymousreply 30August 5, 2023 7:31 AM

Her original face. She's had so many adjustments her face is going to die. And Candy will not pay for a transplant.

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by Anonymousreply 31August 5, 2023 7:34 AM

Mother, May I Sleep With Trailer Trash?

by Anonymousreply 32August 5, 2023 7:39 AM

Who knew Tori was so down-to-earth!

by Anonymousreply 33August 5, 2023 8:09 AM

[quote]I really hope that this isn't a stunt. If it is then this is a rotten way to use your kids to get attention.

Um, you know this is Tori Spelling we're talking about, right?

by Anonymousreply 34August 5, 2023 8:16 AM

Because I won’t ask again, I’ll ask something different: When is she getting food stamps?

by Anonymousreply 36August 5, 2023 9:45 AM

Where exactly are they camping?

by Anonymousreply 37August 5, 2023 9:55 AM

Her dad cast her in Hotel and Love Biat before 90210.

He should never have encouraged her to "act".

by Anonymousreply 38August 5, 2023 10:33 AM

R31 that picture is kinda creepy for some reason. Her eyes are these big empty black pools. She looks really sad, like she'd just been crying - probably because they forced her into that sweater before taking the pic. I am sure she regrets growing up before "Bella Hadid" procedures were perfected - where they keep the eyes and smash up everything else up with a bat and mold it back together.

by Anonymousreply 40August 5, 2023 1:48 PM

Couldn’t she just use Dana Plato’s old place?

by Anonymousreply 42August 5, 2023 2:26 PM

HOW MANY FUCKING THREADS CAN WE HAVE ON THIS CUNTS FAKE RV STORY!!!???

I AM REPOSTING WHAT I POSTED IN THE OTHER THREAD- THIS PLACE IS LIKE THAT SCENE IN BEST IN SHOW WHERE THOSE 2 YUPPIES MET AT STARBUCKS.

AFTER ONE WAS AT THE STARBUCKS ACROSS THE STREET AND SAW THE OTHER AT THE STARBUCKS ACROSS THE STREET

You guys are numbnuts if you did not realize that this RV thing is all for publicity. Its all bullshit.

Tori makes most of her money off this shit.

She is the most obvious pimp I have ever watched other than old school Angelina.

by Anonymousreply 43August 5, 2023 2:33 PM

How does she make money off of this?

by Anonymousreply 44August 5, 2023 2:37 PM

Tori lives like any other rich kid. “Slumming it” is a fun experiment (and photo op) because you really aren’t poor and never will be. Maybe being the daughter of a famous producer gives Tori an added flair for the dramatic. Hopefully nothing tragic will come of this latest romp.

by Anonymousreply 45August 5, 2023 2:47 PM

That shopping cart looks awfully full for a broke homeless person. Plus renting an RV can’t be that cheap. Why not rent a trailer in a park?

by Anonymousreply 46August 5, 2023 2:58 PM

I’m shocked Tori knows how to drive and set up an RV.

Aren’t mechanical tasks involved in setting one of those things up at the campground? And she did that shit herself? Doubtful.

by Anonymousreply 47August 5, 2023 3:43 PM

"How did I not know that Candy Spelling is a writer worth hundreds of millions?" Writer? Yeah, how did you not know she's worth millions.

R45 Is right, are they on a beach? Like Malibu? They have a nice big RV and camping happens in the summer. Of course the one daughter probably doesn't fit in there but I see our fave waif son is still looking lean and out of place.

by Anonymousreply 48August 5, 2023 3:49 PM

Will no one think of the children?!

by Anonymousreply 49August 5, 2023 4:55 PM

[quote]Why not rent a trailer in a park?

Because it's much more difficult to take the show on the road.

by Anonymousreply 50August 5, 2023 8:08 PM

[quote]Aren’t mechanical tasks involved in setting one of those things up at the campground?

We'll see how good she is when she pulls off with the propane still on and the thing blows up. And Candy pulls a Debbi Reynolds the next day. Are Tori and Candy the new Carrie and Debbie?

by Anonymousreply 51August 5, 2023 8:11 PM

She used to make me laugh when she did that VH1 series "So NoTORIous."

Perhaps she could build a new show around something involving "a van down by the river ...."

by Anonymousreply 52August 5, 2023 8:19 PM

For the slow people:

She's flat broke and she and her brood are living in a camper after leaving a 100 buck a night motel.

She left her home because she couldn't pay the rent and claimed it was mold infested. If it actually was, her landlord or the state would be covering her housing.

She called the paps to shame and extort her mother. The kids are just collateral damage at this point.

That's the story. No "slumming it" or "pitching a reality show". She is not "camping", she's homeless.

by Anonymousreply 53August 5, 2023 11:03 PM

Tori's Two Ton Little Bertha sat on the entire city of Calabasas and at least killed the Kardashians!!!!!

Its on CNN!

by Anonymousreply 54August 5, 2023 11:31 PM

Isn’t her ex supposed to scrounge around and help with the child support, or is he homeless too?

by Anonymousreply 55August 5, 2023 11:36 PM

The Deaner pay child support?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Anonymousreply 56August 6, 2023 12:59 AM

So what is she going to do for attention next? Try living on a houseboat?

by Anonymousreply 57August 6, 2023 1:10 AM

R53, Candy paid the rent on the mold-infested house and offered to pay for another place, which Tori refused.

R43, take your meds and settle down. I started this thread before the other RV one was started.

She's so ugly it's kind of funny.

by Anonymousreply 58August 6, 2023 2:01 AM

As there ever been a celebrity NOT on hardcore drugs as messy as her?

by Anonymousreply 59August 6, 2023 3:23 AM

R59, she's such a hypochondriac that I bet she takes enough pharmaceutical drugs that she may as well be on meth.

by Anonymousreply 60August 6, 2023 5:15 AM

Check out how the oldest daughter was dressed for her 15th birthday. Not appropriate for that age and Tori looks ugly as ever in the shots of them together.

Tori puts all that effort into a frigging birthday but can't keep a proper roof over their heads?

Priorities...

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by Anonymousreply 61August 6, 2023 8:00 AM

r61 the third slide/photo of that post is literally unrecognizable as a human being (tori)

by Anonymousreply 62August 6, 2023 8:05 AM

She lives in a van, down by the river!!!!

by Anonymousreply 63August 6, 2023 8:39 AM

Can’t they all stay in Candy’s gift wrapping room?

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by Anonymousreply 64August 6, 2023 8:42 AM

Jesus Christ, she's git her daughter dressed like she's going to the Sunset Strip. Where the fuck is that ugly husband of hers?

by Anonymousreply 65August 6, 2023 8:51 AM

What's wrong with Tori and Candy that they put all sorts of stuff into their faces and still look like shit? I guess there was never any hope for Tori, but Candy looked pretty good, albeit with a 60s nosejob, once.

It's silly the way Tori is setting the order daughter up as some kind of model. She's quite plain and the younger daughter is massively obese. It's very clear she favors the older one and is trying to get her into instagrifting.

by Anonymousreply 66August 6, 2023 8:52 AM

Slide 7 shows a sign that reads:

HAPPY IRTHDAY STELLA

What happened to the B?

Tori is a fuckwit and looks terrible in the photos. Why does someone so ugly like cameras so much? Judging by their latest living situation, instagram obviously doesn't pay enough for her.

by Anonymousreply 67August 6, 2023 8:57 AM

Have you seen Candy Spelling without bangs? It’s jaw dropping!

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by Anonymousreply 68August 6, 2023 9:00 AM

R68, both pairs of glasses are awful, but especially the first ones. No.

by Anonymousreply 69August 6, 2023 9:05 AM

[quote]I really hope that this isn't a stunt. If it is then this is a rotten way to use your kids to get attention.

Please, Im sure her kids are nightmares at their respective ages, I know I was. This is a perfect solution if you are displaced with a gang of bad-ass kids and teenagers who have nothing to do in the summer time.

by Anonymousreply 70August 6, 2023 2:56 PM

the fast & furious race to the bottom

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by Anonymousreply 73August 7, 2023 4:13 AM

Oh dear, I hope she teaches them the wonders of community college. I’m just being realistic here!

by Anonymousreply 74August 7, 2023 4:21 AM

Good god, poor little Hattie. I'm getting Wynonna vibes (without the talent).

by Anonymousreply 75August 7, 2023 4:33 AM

The daughter with the sports bra at the grocery store, that girl is going to get used and abused by men

by Anonymousreply 76August 7, 2023 4:42 AM

I am afraid those big kids are going to eat the little one

by Anonymousreply 77August 7, 2023 4:43 AM

Those original pre altered pics of Tori. Are we sure her dad isn't the milkman? The black milkman?

by Anonymousreply 78August 7, 2023 4:48 AM

Next living situation is a tent city in Venice Beach

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by Anonymousreply 80August 7, 2023 9:16 AM

[quote]She called the paps to shame and extort her mother. The kids are just collateral damage at this point.

This is so true, yet she's a car crash with rubble strewn all over the road that you can't help but stare at in disbelief. In one of the DM "pap" shots, she's talking to a cop. I can just imagine her giving him an earful while he slowly walks away, wondering how it became his life to have to spend his days dealing with crazy homeless people.

The point at which the kids revolt (they clearly hate her, it can be that far off) and negotiate with Granny for a trailer and monthly snack shipments from Costco is a reality show I'd totally tune in to.

by Anonymousreply 81August 7, 2023 11:28 AM

That older daughter is aiming for a modelling career.

She's not as ugly as Tori, but she's a very long way from being model material. The photos from her birthday show her to be very plain compared to her friends. She'll need a hell of a lot more than starvation and a nosejob and should really avoid cameras.

by Anonymousreply 82August 8, 2023 3:18 AM

Hattie "Dumptruck' Mcgillicuddy would have me running for the hills if I saw her lumbering down the canyon.

by Anonymousreply 83August 8, 2023 3:23 AM

I think they're just camping.

by Anonymousreply 84August 8, 2023 3:36 AM

Tori never "just" does anything. She's always angling for a pay check.

by Anonymousreply 85August 8, 2023 4:58 AM

When she and Dean had a reality show she had bins and bins of things she had bought in storage, maybe she should be selling it off to help pay for her family.

by Anonymousreply 86August 8, 2023 6:33 AM

Are there any openings with the royal family?

by Anonymousreply 87August 8, 2023 6:54 AM

Guess the sales from her Xmas in July tv shopping line weren't great. Aren't instagrifters supposed to be someone you aspire to be?

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by Anonymousreply 88August 8, 2023 9:24 AM

R88 who the fuck wants another Xmas in their year to pay for? Once is more than enough of an annoyance.

by Anonymousreply 89August 8, 2023 11:07 AM

"Hey momma, we found a half-eaten bag of Skittles in some dirty clothes on the floor."

"But then Hattie farted and drove us all out of the RV, and by the time we could go back in, she ate 'em all!"

by Anonymousreply 90August 8, 2023 11:31 AM

[quote]She's not as ugly as Tori, but she's a very long way from being model material.

It's not just that she's not attractive, but she has a nasty, snarly look on her face. Her friends look like a sweet faced bunch, but she has a mean girl look about her.

As far as poor Hattie - don't make fun of her. She's not the pretty daughter, she's not the prized son - she's a fat second daughter & is therefore the brunt of all of Tori's disappointments & frustrations. She probably has to constantly listen to her mother bitch about her horrible father & grandmother while hearing tales of Tori's past glories. I hope Hattie is the one that finally pushes Tori in a ravine

by Anonymousreply 91August 8, 2023 12:03 PM

[quote]HAPPY IRTHDAY STELLA. What happened to the B?

Repossessed for lack of funds.

by Anonymousreply 92August 8, 2023 12:34 PM

Hattie has always seemed depressed. Tori got pregnant with the next kid soon after Hattie was born and Tori then spent a lot of time in hospital (bed rest) as doctors indulged her hypochondria.

Tori hoards kids like Jolie does.

by Anonymousreply 93August 8, 2023 12:57 PM

I think Hattie has the most attractive face of the bunch. Ozempic could be a game changer

by Anonymousreply 94August 8, 2023 2:45 PM

Apart from the oldest daughter, Tori appears to try to keep the other kids as chunky and/or dishevelled as possible. Probably so she looks better in comparison.

It's just that it doesn't work. See the other thread for clips of her being pushed down a flight of stairs. She's so freakishly ugly you really can't blame the guy who did it.

Did Papa Spelling originate 90210 just to foist her ugly mug on us?

by Anonymousreply 95August 8, 2023 11:52 PM

The older daughter is fug. Poor child looks exactly like Dean,,,,eyes too close together. And she needs a nose job. Very unfortunate genetic mash up with those kids.

by Anonymousreply 96August 9, 2023 3:16 AM

R96, Tori seems to think that one is going to be a supermodel. God knows what Tori sees when she looks at her - or herself in the mirror/on film/in photos. Most people would have the decency to not leave the house if they were as ugly as Tori.

by Anonymousreply 97August 9, 2023 3:21 AM

The little one is an outlier, still cute and thin even though he always looks like a poor urchin.

by Anonymousreply 98August 9, 2023 6:26 AM

So much done to her face and still hideous

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by Anonymousreply 99August 10, 2023 12:44 AM

Yeah, apparently Candy offered her a new house, but she turned it down because "she wants to live in a certain place". (??) She is such a selfish asshole to do this bullshit to her kids. Send the kids to wherever Dean is staying and pull your publicity stunt solo. Still a spoiled brat at 50.

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by Anonymousreply 100August 10, 2023 6:19 PM

That poor Liam just getting bigger and uglier. He's got piggy features so the long hair and fatness don't help. I love little urchin Oliver Twist boy. I wish his real parents would come for him.

by Anonymousreply 101August 10, 2023 7:01 PM

Posting about it on insta, but disabling comments.

Always invading her kids' privacy...

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by Anonymousreply 102August 11, 2023 4:29 AM

Here's a unicorn: Somebody uglier than Tori

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by Anonymousreply 103August 12, 2023 12:46 AM

Still? They’re modern gypsies roaming the land and stealing what’s not nailed down

by Anonymousreply 104August 12, 2023 12:51 AM

Let’s get real. I’m sure the Deaner is homeless too.

by Anonymousreply 105August 12, 2023 1:11 AM

They like living in a van down by the river.

by Anonymousreply 106August 12, 2023 3:26 AM

I shoulda Ramseyed her years ago!

by Anonymousreply 107August 12, 2023 7:44 AM

Check out hoe short the oldest daughter's skirt is in these pics.

And Tori has been on Ozempic? Shame Dean hasn't done that, as he doesn't wear excess weight well.

by Anonymousreply 108August 16, 2023 7:53 AM

Tori's next stop: the methy Salton Sea!

by Anonymousreply 109August 16, 2023 7:57 AM

R110, Stella only wears lingerie. At least she’s not in stripper heels here like at her birthday party.

by Anonymousreply 111August 16, 2023 2:12 PM

UGH R11, she's wearing that shit with like dirty, off white Chucks? Jfc, someone teach these people how to dress. At least wear black leather Chucks.

by Anonymousreply 112August 16, 2023 5:21 PM

R112, I think the sneakers are supposed to play down the sluttiness of her outfit, but seriously: What is the point of white or pale shoes? They just get noticeably dirty so fast.

Tori looks so ugly in the pic with Hattie! She should start a gofundme to get her face overhauled until it looks acceptable enough to show in public.

by Anonymousreply 113August 17, 2023 12:43 AM

I predict a Fancy type situation with the oldest daughter

by Anonymousreply 114August 17, 2023 12:53 AM

“here's your one chance, Stella, don't let me down”

by Anonymousreply 115August 17, 2023 12:54 AM

Tragic, all of them are just tragic. Please, Candy, buy them a home in a remote location and spare us all from this hideous spectacle.

by Anonymousreply 116August 17, 2023 1:11 AM

^I'll bet she's tried; she's probably tried to put them up in some quiet modest suburb, but no: Tori knows how horrible she & the cast of Oliver! look so she keeps traipsing them around so she can finally get the house in Calabasas that she really wants

by Anonymousreply 117August 17, 2023 9:46 AM

Ugh. Calabasas was fun until the Kardashians invaded.

by Anonymousreply 118August 17, 2023 12:25 PM

R117- I'm sure you are right about that but I also believe Tori would act the same way no matter what she is given. She seems to want the attention her late father lavished on her when he was alive and the attention of a hit show and neither of those two things will ever happen again.

by Anonymousreply 119August 17, 2023 1:22 PM

I agree it is entirely about getting attention for Tori. The kids are just victims of her narcissism

by Anonymousreply 120August 17, 2023 1:56 PM

I don't know, R105. I assumed the Deaner was living in the moldy house, enjoying the peace and quiet, and entertaining a new lady friend or two.

by Anonymousreply 121August 17, 2023 2:29 PM

He does guys as well, r121, although *someone* has done a great job of getting articles about that scrubbed from the internet.

by Anonymousreply 122August 17, 2023 7:48 PM

Her motorhome is a lot nicer than what many Americans are forced to live in now..she should be ashamed of herself

Just raise your homely fucking kids and stop trying to make us pity you ..ugly twat inside and out...

by Anonymousreply 123August 17, 2023 7:52 PM

I wonder what her next episode of hypochondria will focus on? Will she continue to milk the mold? Or is living at the beach an attempt to get healthy? I take it Candy wouldn't spring for a house on the beach?

by Anonymousreply 124August 18, 2023 9:59 AM

Can’t they just move to the beach condo from BH 90210?

by Anonymousreply 125August 18, 2023 10:27 AM

R125 I know right? And she can get a job at the Peach Pit. I’m sure one of their friends can get them access to the beach club too!

by Anonymousreply 126August 18, 2023 11:19 AM

But she wants to be near the Kartrashians and the uber-rich, r125! And all the reality stars who can earn enough to sustain their lifestyle!

by Anonymousreply 127August 18, 2023 12:45 PM

So predictable!! Unknown condition my ass!

But where are the kids?

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by Anonymousreply 128August 21, 2023 12:57 AM

Did she just leave the kids alone in the trailer?

by Anonymousreply 129August 21, 2023 2:36 AM

How many times has this bitch been in the hospital?! It seems like she’s there every few months.

by Anonymousreply 130August 21, 2023 3:00 AM

Tori left Hattie in charge of the kiddoes.

Hattie lumbered her way outside and is sitting on a rocking chair working on her 3rd pizza and 4th 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew.

She has scared off 14 Grizzly bears, 7 mountain lions, and 13 coyotes.

by Anonymousreply 131August 21, 2023 3:50 AM

R130 Anything to not work.

by Anonymousreply 132August 21, 2023 4:04 AM

Has Dean found a job yet?

by Anonymousreply 133August 21, 2023 4:04 AM

Jfc, R132, you ain't wrong. I would rather work than take care of those uggos, didn't she do okay on her qvc show? She could do that and not move all the time, which is way more work than working.

by Anonymousreply 134August 21, 2023 4:27 AM

To not move, r134, she'd have to keep her residence(s) in a manner which isn't disgusting. Apparently animal faeces don't get cleaned up, there must have been piss everywhere...why she couldn't look after the rentals is a mystery. All she did was grift on instagram. Not like she was running the kids around to soccer, track or swim training after school. The kids had a nanny, I think I read somewhere.

And where are the pets now?

Also, she's uglier than any of her kids. Probably more ugly than all of them put together! Her face is fucking atrocious. She's a visual and moral abomination.

by Anonymousreply 135August 21, 2023 6:12 AM

For someone who is as sick as Tori always is, it’s just a miracle she is still alive …Candy should be ashamed for allowing her special daughter to suffer like she is !🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😅

by Anonymousreply 136August 21, 2023 1:58 PM

Rumor is Big Hattie may get drafted into the San Francisco 49'ers as well as be the new face of Aunt Jemima pancakes- literally- the face of the brand.

You all new Big Hattie would ultimately be this family's ticket out of the poorhouse!!!

by Anonymousreply 137August 21, 2023 4:42 PM

^^ Mother fucker- KNEW!!! KNEW!!! KNEW!!!!!

Oh dear. I was just so excited for Big Hattie and Tori's other KIDDOES!!!!

by Anonymousreply 138August 21, 2023 4:43 PM

I'm picturing the kids all gone completely feral, living alone in their RV while Tori malingers at Cedars-Sinai. It's a '70s after school special!

"My Mom was a Star but I'm Living in a Van!"

Starring Dana Plato, Erin Moran, the fat kid from The Bad News Bears, Jill Whelan, Ike Eisenmann, and Annette Funicello as "Mom."

by Anonymousreply 139August 21, 2023 4:51 PM

… and zombie Lance Kerwin.

by Anonymousreply 140August 21, 2023 4:56 PM

She's trying more and more desperate measures to get Candy to send money. I bet she and Dean aren't even broken up, just another ruse to sweet talk mommy.

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by Anonymousreply 141August 21, 2023 10:55 PM

If my father croaked with $600,000,000 and left me $800k I’d be pissed too. Candy is a fucking cunt and has the means to make this all go away quietly.

by Anonymousreply 142August 21, 2023 11:06 PM

Im sure if her dad knew she had no capacity to handle money or the antics she was going to pull into her middle age/almost a senior, he might have set up a trust fund for her where the money trickled monthly.

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by Anonymousreply 144August 21, 2023 11:11 PM

Candy pays for everything except Tori's clothes, make-up artist, "beauty" treatments and all the shit she hoards. Tori has to pay for the hoarding warehouse herself. Boo hoo.

by Anonymousreply 145August 21, 2023 11:13 PM

That’s a nasty bruise. Did she get between Hattie and a Lil Debbie?

by Anonymousreply 146August 22, 2023 1:18 AM

She is drug seeking, she looks high af. On those reality shows they did she was always in the hospital for such BS as migraine headaches, something we would never be admitted to hospital for , especially for a week the way she was. Everyone is probably sick of her attention seeking.

by Anonymousreply 147August 22, 2023 2:03 AM

Not a bad idea for Californians these days, OP. You can drive your home away from the wildfires and the floods.

by Anonymousreply 148August 22, 2023 2:15 AM

That’s the bests she’s looked in decades r144

by Anonymousreply 149August 22, 2023 2:38 AM

She's reduced to appearing at a 90s Con event in a couple of weeks in Tampa, Florida.

Any DLers game enough to attend and tell her she is NOT a gay icon?

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by Anonymousreply 150August 29, 2023 12:05 AM

She's a fucking crazy, selfish lunatic but I can't help liking Tori. The oldest daughter already has the hardened face of a long time whore. She'll dabble in OnlyFans, before finding work in some sleazy whorehouse and then eventually end up as a waitress in a truck stop diner. The boys, who knows what will become of them. But it's Hattie who will rise above. She legitimately has the prettiest face. I'm hoping Candy takes her under her wing, starves her a little, gives her a makeover and some contacts in the entertainment biz. I'd like to see Hattie succeed.

by Anonymousreply 151August 29, 2023 1:22 AM

Yeah Hattie does have the prettiest face. The oldest daughter is a hatchet face

by Anonymousreply 152August 29, 2023 1:31 AM

It seems like Tori is overly invested in the oldest daughter and overlooks Hattie. It would be nice to see Hattie looking happy more often.

by Anonymousreply 153August 29, 2023 1:36 AM

R138 I'm so excited! I'm so...scared

by Anonymousreply 154August 29, 2023 5:28 AM

Looks like she's taken a tonne of Ozempic, too. Not cheap if you're reduced to living in a motor home.

She needs to start helping her kids exercise and eat right.

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